ven0moth:

caterpillars have the ideal life. they eat a lot and then sleep for a while and wake up beautiful.

aweepingangel:

i was never jealous of barbie’s body

i was jealous of all the shit she had and that fucking mansion and her pimp ass car and her hot boyfriend

clearbay:

I LOVE ORDERING THINGS FROM ONLINE ITS LIKE SOMEONE SENT YOU A PRESENT BUT YOU SENT YOURSELF THAT PRESENT 

tearfxl:

goal in life: to get a good one word url